July222014

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via pizza)

July192014
July182014
maisedesigns:

Custom design by me. Harley Quinn Assassin. Lol. If you feel the desire to use it…just and me please? #harley #harl #harleyquinn #assassin #assassinscreed #custom #design #costumes #costume #cosplay

I’m in love with this design

maisedesigns:

Custom design by me. Harley Quinn Assassin. Lol. If you feel the desire to use it…just and me please? #harley #harl #harleyquinn #assassin #assassinscreed #custom #design #costumes #costume #cosplay

I’m in love with this design

3AM

jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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(via j5h)

3AM

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

(via queenprotein)

1AM

marathemara:

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

(via wilwheaton)

July172014
getoutoftherecat:

bat cat

getoutoftherecat:

bat cat

(via j5h)

July142014

indigoneversleeps:

mwolf0epsilon:

nanibgal:

howardhill101:

amymexy:

mr-egbutt:

ascenti:

totallyfubar:

paragonpostcards:

helioscentrifuge:

Sorry not sorry.

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

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*Phone rings*

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THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

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I’M ON MY WAY.

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys

Meanwhile In England……


"Jolly great bit of Tea"

-Phone Rings- 

"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

"TALLY-HO!!!!!"

I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

Ladies and gentlemen, the British.

Fucking tally ho omggggg

(via pizza)

July112014

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

phobias:

OH MY GOD

HOLY CRAP!

The cuteness…..it’s killing me.

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via j5h)

2AM

sheisashipwearea-wake:

guttersxo:

ohmahgahd:

THIS WEBSITE.

These were all kinda funny until i got to the last one. I finished reading this like 5 minutes ago and Im still laughing.

Booty math.

(via queenprotein)

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